When Weaves Attack

The Lindsay Lohan Edition

Lindsay Lohan (do you know how much money she probably paid for that pineapple weave)

Hollywood troublemaker, Lindsay Lohan, who is being shunned in tinseltown over her terrible antics, is also being shunned by her weave. The former actress was photographed in public, sporting a weave that would make Britney Spears proud. It was not cute. (It looks as if her weave is attacking her. Still, this would be an upgrade for Britney.

That's right - cover that face for wearing that bad weave!

After years of abusing her body, Lohan's hair began falling out at the ripe old age of 22, leading to the use of extensive extensions. While hair loss can happen to people of all ages, who take care of themselves, but due to a medical condition or stress, shedding occurs, Lohan is not one of those folks.

I don't care what anyone says, Britney's weavist must be stopped!

Anorexia, drug abuse, alcoholism, excessive and frequent hair bleaching and bad extensions, have ravaged her hair. Lohan is pushing for no job and no hair to round off her regimen of self-inflicted damage.

I can't just write about white people, because Beyonce is the queen of bad black weaves. Many a horse have died for Beyonce's crazy creations.

Side Bar: Why is it women all over the world can go to hair salons and for less than $100 come out with spectacular looking weaves. Yet celebrities like Britney Spears and Lindsay Lohan spend thousands and look like a kid's science project gone wrong.

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Jennifer Aniston

Last week, Hollywood actress, Jennifer Aniston, cut her hair into a shoulder length bob and lifted the color to a paler shade of blond, stating she does not wish to look like one of the women on the reality show "The Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills." Ouch!

However, Aniston's previous hair cut and color suited her more. She has great hair and the new bob is nice, but it needs to be a bit shorter at the front to frame her face and bring out her eyes. Still, there's nothing wrong with a change of pace.

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He Should Care

Justin Bieber's new haircut

Pop singer, Justin Bieber, made an appearance on the Ellen Degeneres show and told his fans he does not care if they do not like his new haircut, inspired by the talk show host. Wow, he patterned his haircut after a fifty-something lesbian. I can see how that would send his fans mixed messages.

Regardless, he shouldn't insult them. Bieber should learn from his mentor Usher, who lost a good chunk of his fanbase, when he began berating them over his now ex-wife, Tameka Raymond. It is wise to learn to be diplomatic.

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Justin Bieber's old haircut

Based on reports today, 17-year-old pop singer, Justin Bieber, lost 80,000 fans on Twitter, after cutting his hair. Hate to say I told you so, but I told you so last week, before the Twitter plunge. The new choppy hairstyle is not flattering on the young singer and apparently his audience thinks the same.

Justin Bieber's new haircut

Oh well, it's just hair, it will grow out, but styling is important in the public eye. It's not about being vain, but looking finished, polished and presentable. No word on what the Bieber has to say about his audience's reaction to his new do. And one more thing. I say it in the kindest way possible - pull your pants up, Biebs. No need to give girls that kind of a show (or Kim Kardashian for that matter).

Side Bar: Ironically, the incompetent, bumbling head of the FBI, Robert S. Mueller, said Bieber should get a haircut in a ridiculous speech he gave weeks ago. So much for his instincts, then.

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Justin Bieber at the NBA All Star Game

NBA All Star Weekend MVP and teen sensation, Justin Bieber, 17, has cut his trademark locks. The Bieber has opted for a choppy cut to give him an older look. I think he looks better with a smoother cut or maybe some spikes.

Justin Bieber before the haircut

There was also nothing wrong with his previous haircut, as it was a bit shorter than his original do, but still versatile enough to undertake onstage hair tosses. Just teasing. Hey, it's his hair. He can cut it however he pleases.

Justin Bieber after the haircut

In other Biebster news, he has reportedly sent a massive amount of flowers to his 18-year-old girlfriend, actress, Selena Gomez. He is trying to woo the actress he has been spotted with many times in the past few months. Aww, I think I'm gonna cry. Not really. But that's still sweet.

Selena Gomez

And if any Bieber fans are reading this, I can't believe he gave that little bimbo flowers! Yuck! Gross! (Because I care about my site hits - don't mess with Bieber fans unless you want your site to tank like Lindsay Lohan at a liquor store).

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